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Blogger says MGD 64 is magic. Turn your toilet water into champagne!
Andrea Grimes, blogger for heartlessdoll.com, wrote a post titled “MGD 64: magic or merely gross?” I came across it in the Google search results for “mgd 64 abv,” trying to figure out why, after drinking four 64s, my head wasn’t buzzing, but my bladder was. Turns out the alcohol content of MGD 64 isn’t even 3.0%.
Grimes’s opinion of the beer that is “as light as it gets”? “If you love Miller High Life, you are going to enjoy the hell out of an MGD 64.” It would be then, by extension, accurate to call 64 the “champagne of light beers.” A beer that, shortly after drinking it, will turn your toilet into a bowl of sparkling effervescence.
I responded in a comment below the post, sharing my own experience with lightest-of-all beer:
Met a school teacher at the bar last night—well, she didn’t tell me she was a teacher, but I assumed because she was wearing a denim vest with stitched-on ABCs. When she asked how old I was, I said 23. When I asked how old she was, she said “old enough to be your mother.” Even though she didn’t reveal her age, there was one number she did share with me: 64. Mommy McTeacher kept buying me MGD 64s, pinching my butt, and whispering in my ear that my well-manicured mustache reminded her of Tom Selleck. I would have asked for her number, but because of the scant 3.0% ABV in the 64, I never got drunk enough to forget that what was under that denim vest was as old as my mother’s.
