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The sexiest piece of male clothing: not the Speedo, the leotard.
Ask people on the street which garment on men is the sexiest, and 7.8 out of 10 would say the Speedo. I don’t know of any studies, but I’m assuming that’s a fact, plus or minus a tenth. Those 7.7 to 7.9 people would be wrong, however. The sexiest piece of male clothing is the leotard, a sort of full-body Speedo. The not-so secret of the Speedo’s sexiness, in relation to other male clothing (like board shorts, Wrangler jeans, and Zubaz workout pants), is that it allows for a full description, so to speak, of the essential machinery of malehood. The engine that, when well-greased with pistons pumping, can take a woman’s middle section from super slim to carrying a him in less than a year.
But the leotard goes one further: while still allowing the full display of your bulging maleness, it also allows a full-body display of your chosen design. Definitely a winning combination, the very reason why these famous men wore the leotard. And Jean-Claude Van Damme is one of them, his oh-so flexible legs taking full advantage of the leotard’s stretchiness.
Even though I can’t quite mimick the height on his 360 degree spin kick, I can, however, mimick Van Damme’s leotarded look. Anybody want to play checkers on the black and white squares covering my torso? Hmm, anybody? I promise I won’t giggle if you land on my nipples. But I can’t promise they won’t get hard.
